Welcome to the best jokes on the Internet! I have searched for the funniest, most hilarious, knee-slapping jokes on the Net and have presented them here. For those of you who appreciate a funny joke and have a great sense of humour, enjoy! If you have time to kill, why not read all of the jokes? :)
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Men Vs Women Jokes
Advice From Men To Women
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.
...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
...Please don't drive when you're not driving.
...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference!
...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.
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