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Men Vs Women Jokes
How to Treat a Woman / Man
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment
her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for
her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her
flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of
the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings and beer. Don't block the TV.
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