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Mardi Gras Jokes
You Know You Are From Louisiana If...
...When out of town, you stop and ask someone where there is a drive-thru daiquiri place, and they look at you like you have three heads.
...The crawdad mounds in your front yard have overtaken the grass.
...You greet people with "Howyamomma'an'em?" and hear back "Dey fine, !".
...Every so often, you have waterfront property.
...You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.
...You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks" (That would be a pair of all white fishing boots).
...You offer somebody a "coke" and then ask them what kind: Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7Up?
...You can name all of your 3rd cousins.
...You can plan your wedding around hunting season & LSU football.
...Your burial plot is six feet over rather than six feet under.
...When you refer to a geographical location "way up North", you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets real cold"!
...You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you something".
...You don't worry when you see ships riding higher in the river than the top of your house.
....The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy "dressed" is healthier than a Caesar salad.
...You know the definition of "dressed".
...The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more than HBO.
...You don't realize until high school what a "county" is.
...You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
...You have a ditch on at least one side of your property.
...You prefer skiing on the bayou.
...You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their backyard.
...You like your rice and politics dirty.
...You pronounce the largest city in the state as "Newawlins".
...You know an old person that can "treat" you for warts.
...You know those big roaches can fly, but you're able to sleep at night anyway.
...You can't think of anybody that can cook better than your momma.
...You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony Chachere's".
...When you're in Baton Rouge you know the difference between the old bridge & the new bridge.
...Your last name isn't pronouned the way it's spelled.
...You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.
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