Welcome to the best jokes on the Internet! I have searched for the funniest, most hilarious, knee-slapping jokes on the Net and have presented them here. For those of you who appreciate a funny joke and have a great sense of humour, enjoy! If you have time to kill, why not read all of the jokes? :)
Whose Profession Came First
A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer are going out golfing. They are trying to decide whose profession came first.
The doctor says, "My profession came first because when God removed Adam's rib he performed surgery."
The engineer then says, "No, no, no. When the earth was dark and void God created light. That was engineering."
The lawyer says, "You're both wrong."
The doctor and engineer reply, "Oh yeah? What makes you think yours came first?"
The lawyer replies, "Where do you think the darkness came from?"