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Knock Knock... Who's there?

Knock Knock Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bertha!
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beryl!
Beryl who?
Beryl of beer!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 
   
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