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Good News, Bad News Jokes
Good News, Bad News
After submitting to X-rays, an electrocardiogram and blood tests, the anxious patient waited for the doctor's return.
"Howard," the physician began, "I have good news and bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"My son has been accepted to the Harvard School of Medicine."
"And the bad?"
"You're going to pay for it."
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