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Golf Jokes
Golf Injury
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped,
his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and
proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down
to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she said earnestly.
"Umph, ooh, nnoo, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a minute", he
replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still
clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She
gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
loosened his pants, and put her hands inside and began to massage
him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?
He replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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