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Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb product warning labels. I honestly cannot believe how stupid some people must be to have inspired these funny warning labels. What a joke! Enjoy!

A collection of the funniest product warning labels. You see the strangest things...

Dumb Warning Labels


American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.

Microwave Oven
Do not use for drying pets.

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