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Funny Work Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny work excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These work excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
Work: I'd love to come to work today, but I got on the wrong train and I'm now in Edinburgh.
Work: I'm just about to reach enlightenment, so I cant possibly come to work because it will disturb my practices.
Work: I cant come to work because the aliens are coming tonight and I'm baking cakes to give to them as peace offerings.
Work: I'm not coming to work today..... "why not?" ....... because ..... I'm not
Work: I cant come to work because they are after me!!............. "who?" ................ Ahhhhhhhh(hear shouting and bangs) ........."hello?...............??"
Work: My friend can't come into work today because I knocked him out.
Work: I saved so much money by switching to Geico I don't have to work today
Work: im sorry but my eyes are just in bad shape right now. I just cant see myself going into work today.
Work: Sorry boss I cant go to work today because my car keys grew legs of their own and ran off!
Work: Sorry I cannot take the job, When I was but a youngster a wise man told me that there are two days a year that if you work you will surely die. I was so young that I forgot to ask what those two days were and now because of fear I cannot work any day of the year.
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