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Funny Work Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny work excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These work excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
Work: i can't come to work today, i'm farting blood
Work: Im Sorry I Wont Be In Work Today My House Set On Fire And Everything Got Burnt
Work: I cant come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team haven't arrived yet to get it out.
Work: I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I'm locked in.
Work: Dave can't come to work today because, I, his other personality has taken over and I dont work.
Work: I cant come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team haven't arrived yet to get it out.
Work: I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I'm locked in.
Work: Dave can't come to work today because, I, his other personality has taken over and I dont work.
Work: It is against my religion to work on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Work: I have amnesia, who r u? .........work?..............I work?
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