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Funny Weight Loss Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny weight loss excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These weight loss excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
Weight Loss: If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
Weight Loss: Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
Weight Loss: When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
Weight Loss: If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
Weight Loss: If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
Weight Loss: I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had a ice cream.
Weight Loss: The kids over seas are starving, so naturally I have to clean my plate.
Weight Loss: But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
Weight Loss: I felt left out because they were eating.
Weight Loss: But the doughnut was calling my name.
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