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Funny Weight Loss Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny weight loss excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These weight loss excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
Weight Loss: I’m already in shape- round is a shape
Weight Loss: The TV needs exorcising
Weight Loss: "That piece of cake was bad, so I had to take another to see if it was good."
Weight Loss: No way eating green veggies is strictly against my religion
Weight Loss: Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
Weight Loss: Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
Weight Loss: Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
Weight Loss: Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
Weight Loss: Cookie pieces contain no fat-- the process of breaking causes fat leakage. Exception: Cookies sold by TEXAS D'LITES distributors. Great "Meal Replacement" with little or no FAT content, low in calories, lots of fiber, protein, and other nutritional ingredients.
Weight Loss: Movie related foods (Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
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