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Funny School Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny school excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These school excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
School: Kayla did not have her homework today because last night aliens abducted it.
School: Student: " Miss! Would you punish someone for something they didn't do?"
School: Please excuse sarah from school for this month. She has mild bladder weakness and has a heavy period. Thanyou Muchly.
School: on the way to school i was feeding the ducks and my homework fell in
School: I'm going through puberty!
School: i did my home work on the computer but it broke so i couldn't print it off for you.
School: please excuse shyann from gym today she was watching t.v. yestuday and strained her eyes so now she can't focus well
School: Please excuse bob from school this week as he has to attend his grandmothers aunties uncles friends cousins dentists pets vets mums sisters daughters speech on .......................stuff and she will be talking about rather alot of stuff.
School: Alex had constapation and exploded at breakfast.We have stiched him back together now.Sorry for any inconveniece caused.
School: Please excuse so and so from P.E. Today. As a member of the marching band, those band kids are constantly playing each others instruments, and she has a yucky mouthepice disease on her lips from playing the tuba.
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