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Funny School Excuses

A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.

Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny school excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These school excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!

School: My daughter didn't come to sckool today because she broke her leg in ten different places. it will take a few days, but don't worry, she will come back to skool with a PERFECT leg!

School: I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world

School: Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby

School: I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!

School: I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!

School: I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world

School: Excuse my daughter for being absent for three weeks. She's going to have a baby

School: I did my homework, but I just forgot to write it down!

School: I was feeding my dog some bisqits, and she thought my homework was the bisqit. Just quimsidental i say! HEHE!!

School: Please excuse Jimmy from school his hair hurt.

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