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A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.

Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These funny excuses are separated into categories. There are hundreds to see. What a joke! Enjoy!

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Parking Spot

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
 
   
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