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Funny Computer Excuses
A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.
Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny computer excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These computer excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!
Computers: Terorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
Computers: greenpeace free'd the mallocs
Computers: vi needs to be upgraded to vii
Computers: According to Microsoft, it's by design
Computers: Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.
Computers: Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.
Computers: overflow error in /dev/null
Computers: Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.
Computers: Trojan horse ran out of hay
Computers: Hash table has woodworm
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