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Funny Computer Excuses

A collection of the funniest excuses on the Internet.

Welcome to my collection of crazy, dumb, lame and funny computer excuses. I honestly cannot believe how most of these could actually work, but you never know. These computer excuses are split up into a few pages. There are hundreds of excuses to see. What a joke! Enjoy!

Computers: Terorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)

Computers: greenpeace free'd the mallocs

Computers: vi needs to be upgraded to vii

Computers: According to Microsoft, it's by design

Computers: Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.

Computers: Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.

Computers: overflow error in /dev/null

Computers: Zombie processess detected, machine is haunted.

Computers: Trojan horse ran out of hay

Computers: Hash table has woodworm

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