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Football Jokes
Dallas Cowboys
Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: There are 4 Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin be in the Cowboy huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
The team doctor said because of Michael Irvin's fractured wrist, it'll be 6 - 8 weeks before he can video tape a team mate having sex.
The Chicago Bears are trying to trade for Michael Irvin. They got rid of the "Refrigerator" and now they want a "Coke Machine".
It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".
The Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new "Honor System". "Yes, your Honor", "No, your Honor".
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year. 12 arrests and 5 convictions.
In a move to strengthen their defense, the Dallas Cowboys today hired a new defensive coordinator, Johnny Cochran.
Q: How do the Cowboys spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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