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Fireman Jokes
Firefighter in Heaven
A solider and a cop and a firefighter die and go to heaven. Upon the arrivial of the three Saint Peter greets them at the Pearly Gates. He announces to the three of them that if they can count to 10 he will let them enter heaven.
The solider goes up and starts to march Hut 1 2 3 4 Saint Peter says to him sorry son.
The cop goes next and pulls out his service revolver and starts to load it with bullets 1 2 3 4 5 6 sorry son Saint Peter says.
The firefighter is next and says 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 well done Saint Peter says and asks him is he can count higher "for sure" the firefighter says and says JACK QUEEN KING ACE.
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