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Top Ten Signs No One Wants To Be Your Valentine
10. Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you
9. FOX is starting a new show about you: 'America's Least Wanted'
8. You get a heart-shaped box filled with angry hornets
7. The babes just don't seem to go for your home-made Star Trek uniform
6. You're taking private tutorials with Jocelyn Elders
5. You have one of them handsome Ito beards--and you're a woman!
4. The last time you got laid was during the Eisenhower administration
3. You spend your vacation chasin' lizards
2. The Pope asks you for tips on celibacy
1. You ain't a Gingrich, but your nickname's 'Newt'
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