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Dog Jokes
The Dalmatian
Ricky, Jimmy, and Stewy were on the bus home from elementary school, when a fire engine zoomed past their bus with blaring sirens.
The three kids noticed a Dalmatian dog on the front seat of the fire engine, and Ricky said: "They use that dog to keep crowds back."
"No," said Jimmy, "he’s just for good luck."
But Stewy knew better: "No, the dog is giving them directions to the nearest fire hydrant."
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