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Tech Support Request
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3 and Beer bash 2.5 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0
from my system.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not
work on this program.
Can you help me?
Jonathan Powell
Dear Jonathan Powell;
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife
1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the
system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous.
Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install
or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.
You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed
to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual
under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend
1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0
detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to
a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download similar
products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become
infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with
the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. The best course
of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as
lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for
all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
-Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
-Frequently use Communicator 5.0
Tech Support
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