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How to Impress A Client
I was in the VIP lounge at MIA last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge,I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself.
I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Jim" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.
Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.
He said, "Hi, Jim, what's happening?"
To which I replied, "Get lost, Gates, I'm in a meeting."