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College Jokes
A Large University Class
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW.
Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students,
having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two-hours long,
and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and
told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two
hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor
for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the
professor said, as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed
up and handed them in. All except for the late student, who continued
writing.
1/2 an hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was
sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his
exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of
sarcasm in his voice.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"GOOD!" replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed
exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
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