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Blonde Jokes
Stay
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my little dog Lucy had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! Stay!"
The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
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