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Birthday Jokes
You Know You're Getting Old When...
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All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
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At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
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Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
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Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
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In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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It takes twice as long to look half as good.
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Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
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No one expects you to run into a burning building.
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People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
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People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
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The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
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The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
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There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
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Things you buy now won't wear out.
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When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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When happy hour is a nap.
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When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
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When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
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You and your teeth don't sleep together.
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You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
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